some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
MIDGETS
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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