it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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