Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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