Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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