dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We have started to decorate penises.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Help. Why am I so naked?
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