i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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