I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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