whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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