her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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