Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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