What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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