dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
