we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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