I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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