I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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