Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Randomize
