well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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