When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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