Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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