Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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