i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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