If that was your dad, he is hot
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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