He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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