Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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