Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i would punch a child for taco bell
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Alive.
So much puke
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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