Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
