your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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