our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Operation Purity has been aborted
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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