What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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