i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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