smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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