Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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