The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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