Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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