u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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