69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I think I sprained my soul last night
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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