I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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