how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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