What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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