Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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