i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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