Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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