It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My legs feel like baby dolphins
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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