Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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