I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just pee around me
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
