Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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