I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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