His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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