Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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