their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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