Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
